"Someone must have shot you with a phaser set on 'stunning.'"
"I can't help it -- my eyes are trapped in the gravitational field of your breasts!!"
"Nice Asimov."
"Not only can I beam you aboard, I can beam you a woody."
"Earth woman, prepare to be probed!"
"I'm the droid you're looking for."
"Is that a spare Vulcan ear in your pocket or... well, I'm just asking because some jerk in the parking lot pulled off one of my Vulcan ears."
"Hey, baby. I own Microsoft."
"Your mouth says, 'Shields up!' but your eyes say, 'A hull breach is imminent.'"
Psycho Pick-Up Lines...
"Wanna swap meds?"
"Can I buy you a spatula?"
"Bet you're wondering why I have no nostrils?"
"Your crawlspace or mine?"
"You look like the kind of person who appreciates catheters."
"May I lick your forehead?"
"Do you always wear your shoes over your socks?"
"Smeep. Smeep. Smeep."
"What's your favorite flavor of wood?"
"You've stolen my heart, but that鈥檚 okay because I have three more back home in the freezer!"
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Hey not bad...
Here are some Mathes pick up lines.
Cheers
being without you is like being a metric space in which exists a cauchy sequence that does not converge
can i explore your mean value?
Since distance equals velocity x time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.
i = 脴 when i am not with you
my love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function
You are the solution to my homogeneous system of linear equations.
What's your favorite linear transformation?
Your beauty defies real and complex analysis.
i wish i were a derivative so i could lie tangent to your curves.
i'll take you to the limit as x approaches infinity.
Come on baby, let's off to a decimal place i know of and i'll take you to the limit.
let's take each other to the limit to see if we converge
let me integrate our curves so that i can increase our volume
if i were a function you would be my asymptote - i always tend towards you.
your beauty cannot be spanned by a finite basis of vectors.
my love is like an exponential curve. it's unbounded
my love for you is like a fractal - it goes on forever.
my love for you is like the derivative of a concave up function because it is always increasing. we're going to assume this concave up function resembles x^2 so that slopes is actually increasing.
you and i add up better than a riemann sum
i hope you know set theory because i want to intersect and union you
you've got more curves than a triple integral
i wish i was your problem set, because then i'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk.
int[2x,x,10,13]?
i'm not being obtuse, but you're acute girl.
you fascinate me more than the fundamental theorem of calculus
Another psycho one for you; "Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you...?"More pick up lines (part 2)?
nice shoes wanna ****
wanna get a pizza and ****
LOLMore pick up lines (part 2)?
boooooooooooooo
Those are so funny. I hate star trek. Im a star wars fan.
Red neck pick up line. You remind me of cute pony ride in front of wal mart. Can I ride you for a quarter?
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